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  1. okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

    okaymad:

    laptopped:

    tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

    good

    (via bootiesformyfooties)

  2. Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, only everyone’s a robot and understands how illogical the conflict really is

  3. farrahtales:

    If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

    (via theurlis221b-bakerstreet)

  4. farrahtales:

    If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

    (via theurlis221b-bakerstreet)

  5. farrahtales:

    If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

    (via theurlis221b-bakerstreet)

  6. therabbitprince:

    f-uwa:

    what happens when a senpai likes a senpai

    senπ²

    (via andyourbirdcantimetravel)

  7. Ah, really? Thanks so much ♥
This is the first thing I’ve ever tried knitting, so
 uwu

    Ah, really? Thanks so much ♥
    This is the first thing I’ve ever tried knitting, so
    uwu

  8. Haven’t worked on this in a while oops

    Haven’t worked on this in a while oops

  9. dammitmishaa:

    So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

    If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

    (via theangelstooktheimpalato221b)

  10. mttyshealy:

    LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

    • fuck
    • shit
    • dick
    • no
    • hell
    • sex
    • damn

    (via pjransone)

  11. ☛ Please sign this petition!

    gojikas:

    bludgeoner:

    ven0moth:

    A girl named Audrie whom is a dear friend to many people at my school, was sexually assaulted, and some boys took photos of the assault, the photos spread around school to shame and bully Audrie and 8 days after that, she took her own life. The boys who admitted to harassing her only served 30 and 45 days, please sign this petition on behalf of Audrie, to close the loop hole about juveniles time in jail, http://www.change.org/petitions/california-state-senate-pass-audrie-s-law-audrie-pott-senate-bill-838?recruiter=89024929&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition
    Thank you!

    where are these photos i wanna see them

    Why would you want to see the photos of someone being sexually assaulted???

  12. when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

    (via asongtosaveusall)

  13. You’re all invited to my birthday
    We’re going to the zooooo

  14. assassinate-ezio:

    What if your nipples were scared of the dark
    Like
    You put your shirt on and all you hear is quiet nipple screams

    (via sharkswearbowties)